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We used to have wanking sessions when we were young at Nigel Whalley’s house in Woolton. We’d stay overnight and we’d all sit in armchairs and we’d put all the lights out and being teenage pubescent boys we’d all wank. What we used to do, someone would say, ‘Brigitte Bardot.’ ‘Oooh!’ that would keep everyone on par, then somebody, probably John, would say, ‘Winston Churchill.’ ‘Oh no!’ and it would completely ruin everyone’s concentration.
Paul McCartney in Many Years for Now



john so-i-get-a-bit-absolute-in-my-statements lennon

john i’ve-always-been-a-little-loose lennon

john the-teachers-are-stupid-too-forgive-me lennon

john but-for-the-cameraman-to-take-credit-from-the-director-is-a-bit-too-much lennon

john george-just-has-daddy-issues lennon

john but-he-could-have-left-anytime-if-I-was-giving-him-a-hard-time lennon

john george-is-10-years-younger-than-me-or-some-shit-like-that lennon

john george-can-sing-this-it-only-has-3-notes lennon

john ringo-isn’t-even-the-best-drummer-in-the-beatles lennon

john i’m-more-pleased-that-ringo’s-doing-well lennon

john what-the-hell-do-i-have-to-worry-about-paul-for lennon

john paul-would-have-done-it-better lennon

john the-only-thing-you-done-was-yesterday lennon

john a-pretty-face-may-last-a-year-or-two lennon

john what’s-there-to-regret-he-lived-through-it lennon

john today-i-hate-u-and-tomorrow-i-love-u lennon

john i-was-angry-so-i-insulted-you-in-every-newspaper lennon

john i’m-really-attacking-meself lennon

john paul-only-helped-with-the-middle-eight lennon

john so-i-lied-shrug lennon

john what-the-hell-it’s-linda lennon

john let-paul-write-or-whatever lennon

john but-he-was-mean-to-me-too lennon

john what-do-you-mean-there-were-four-people-in-the-band lennon

john only-i-can-be-mean-to-paul lennon

john of-course-we-changed-the-world lennon

john we-turn-each-other-on lennon
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September 20th, 1974: As the guest DJ on KHJ-AM’s Superstar Week radio request segment, John toys around with the advertisements and plays tracks by his former bandmates.

JOHN: On KHJ, that was Paul! Wasn’t it good? That was one of his goodies. I wanted to play ‘Monkberry Moon Delight’ but it was too long.

JOHN: That was a great one from George, who will be touring soon on a dark horse. And now I’d like to play another cut from my new album. This is a request from Tony King of Apple, LA, and it’s called ‘Going Down On Love’…

In New York, we would often run in to Ringo Starr–he hung out in the clubs there. Or we might go to Max’s Kansas City and George Harrison would be there. But one day, Shep called me from his office on Thirteenth Street. We had just recorded the song ‘Elected’.

“You gotta come down here right now.”


“John Lennon is here.”

“What’s he doing there?”

“He’s listening to ‘Elected’. He heard about the song.”

The very idea that one of the Beatles knew any of our songs was pretty amazing. It was the first time Lennon and I had met. At the time, he was very political, and he loved the test pressing of the song. Of course, I was being satirical. I was just coming in just as he was leaving.

“Great record, you know.”

“Thank you,” I said.

Then out of the corner of his mouth he said, “Paul would have done it better.”

Alice Cooper, Golf Monster. (2007)
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John Lennon orders sushi…

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January 1st, 1976 (Dakota, New York): John tells Elliot Mintz about his Irish inclinations and how he arrived at Sean’s name.

JOHN: The very first name I thought of was Sean. I’ve always liked it; I was always fascinated by the S-e-a-n spelling. Being a little bit of a… Anglo-Irish descent, you know, and so I was always reading about Celts and things like that. It’s an Irish name, and it’s Irish for John. I don’t like “Jr.”s. I know it’s very popular in America, but not in Europe so much. 

YOKO: Not anymore, is it, now?

JOHN: It’s still pretty popular to have Somebody Jr., you know, like a replica of yourself, which is— 

MINTZ: Or “the Second”. 

JOHN: “The Second”, yeah, or “the Third”, which I think is ridiculous ‘cause although one tends to think it’s a little John, because it’s a male, it isn’t! It’s a combination of John and Yoko which produced something completely and entirely separate from us. It is not a little John Lennon or a little Yoko Ono – it’s a Sean. It’s itself, you know. He is himself, he’s not – you know, apart from us giving birth [to him]. 

JOHN: I called my auntie [Mimi] in England – this is a nice story, might round it up for us. Okay. ‘Cause all my family is English except for my father’s side – pure, straight, English. But on my father’s – my father’s father was Irish, and that’s not too good in England… as you might guess from the news. But I’ve always been a bit interested, the name Lennon is Irish, so that’s, you know - I’m entitled. So I called my auntie who brought me up, who is pure English. I say, “It’s a boy! It’s a boy!” And she says, “Oh, it’s great! It’s great!” And she’s happy and screaming on the other end of the phone. And I say, “Well, I’ve got one thing to tell you.” “What? What is it?” I say, “Do you want to know what I called him?” “Oh, yes, yes, yes!” I say, “It’s Sean.” She says, “Oh my god, John, don’t brand him!” [laughs] And she kept saying that over and over, and I said, “Don’t worry, he’ll probably be brought up in America, or internationally, and it doesn’t – it’s no harm,”  you know. But she couldn’t believe it.

Another piece of Lennon writing, probably from this time [December 1959], is the short story ‘Henry and Harry’, seemingly based on George Harrison’s dilemma. On Christmas morning,unwrapping his gifts at 25 Upton Green, George was dismayed to find a set of screwdrivers and electricians’ tools from his dad. He felt the implication was clear: Harry expected his youngest boy to make electrics his life’s work. Dad had a plan too: George’s big brother Harry was a motor mechanic, his other brother Peter was a panel beater, and, ultimately, George could join them as the electrician in a family-owned motor garage; he himself would be the manager, leaving his job as bus driver after all these years. John was ‘astoundagasted” on behalf of his young pal: to him, all such jobs came into one category, ‘brummer striving’, a phrase he’d cooked up to represent dead-end industrial work or bog-standard labour of any kind. Asked in a TV interview in 1968 to define it, John replied, ‘Brummer striving is… brummer striving - all those jobs that people have that they don’t want. And there’s probably about 90 per cent brummer strivers watching in at the moment.’

'Henry and Harry' encapsulated George's predicament: the school-leaving son at their 'quaint little slum' expected to follow into the father's business.,the dad batting away his son's protests. *Get out!* John was urging his young friend, who little needed the encouragement. *Tell him to f*** off!* George could, but wouldn't, at least not in those words. And it wasn't as if his first experiences as an electrician promised much anyway: given the job of maintaining the lights in Blackler's Christmas grotto, he'd fused them, casting a Scouse Santa and a queue of excited kiddies into darkness. It was something for George and Arthur Kelly to laugh about during Blackler's Christmas dance at the Grafton Ballroom. The finest photograph of these best buddies was taken here, their hair defying all known laws of gravity, two 16-year-old working men wearing smart suits and big natural smiles for the camera before they moved in to check out the birds.

From The Beatles - All These Years: Tune in by Mark Lewisohn (via thateventuality)
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Unlike bands today, The Beatles always took their work very seriously

oh my god. I have never heard this before, it’s hilarious!

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John Lennon’s parody of Bob Dylan. 

“Sometimes I wish I was just George Harrison, you know, get all the answers. Oh my god. Oh my god” 


This is too accurate
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September 28th, 1974: John joins Dennis Elsas’ radio show as a special guest and gamely reports on the weather for the afternoon.

JOHN: Let’s see how hot it is. Temperature is sixty-eight– no wonder I’m sweating. Humidity ninety-three p-c-t, whatever that is.

ELSAS: Percent.

JOHN: Oh. [Elsas laughs] Why don’t they do those little round things? Barometer thirty point nought three and falling– oh, disgusting. Wind south-east, eight miles an hour, cloudy. Somebody said the wea– the air was unacceptable today, but I accept it. Sounded alright to me.

ELSAS: That’s the, uh, official forecast.

JOHN: Here’s the official WNEW weather forecast. Mostly cloudy, with periods. Of rain, this afternoon, tonight and tomorrow. High times— Oh, no. [laughs] Haha. Wish it was! High this afternoon and tomorrow in the seventies, low tonight in the mid-sixties. Watch out for it. That’s about my period. Monday’s outlook– fair and cool, man.

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